when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

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1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person.

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If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.

Lewis Carroll (1832–1898, English)

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